Today I will be talking about probably the stupidest movie ever. This movie is called Yogi Bear. Though I have not seen this movie yet- not that I really plan to- I can say that it's pretty much retarded. They were obviously running out of ideas for movies so they decide to bring back in the form of a movie, a cartoon that I never thought was very good from the get go.
This movie combines live action footage with 3D computer bears....already sounds stupid to me... Not only this, but they tried to make the bears look realistic all the while trying to maintain the cartoon likeness of them. I will have to say that they failed to do this...terribly..... hey might as well have filmed real bears and made them talk...you wanna know what Yogi Bear would look like in real life? This:
I'm thinking that if I saw that in real life I would be freaking out, not talking to it and reprimanding it for stealing the basket. I'd be like, "You know...I don't think I need this basket all that badly. You can have it...really, I insist..just don't kill me." Yeah.......
Other than the fact that the bears look ridiculous, the story is retarded...well for one thing, there isn't much of a story...it's a couple of retard bears that steal picnic baskets...I don't know about you, but I don't think I could stand 30 min. of that, let alone a full 90 min. movie of that. I mean how do you come up with a storyline for something like that? It's stupid...
Besides that though, I will give them credit for having a bit of good dialogue. Some of the lines in the movie are funny, but for the most part I believe this movie is a fail. The end.
I would watch the movie if Yogi Bear looked like that.
ReplyDeleteHaha, definitely......it would be very entertaining to watch that...
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